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Chapter 14: Guanajuato


Morelia fades into my rearview mirror as I drive north into the fertile highland plains and hills of the Bajío. The first town is Cuitzeo, anchored on a spit of land in the middle of a large and shallow lake. My truck as born the blows of these many kilometers; my driver’s side mirror is gone, shattered to bits by a careless alley driver, and there is an alarming clunk from the front right wheel. I jack it up, and to my dismay, one of the large bolts anchoring the entire wheel assembly has worked itself loose, just in time for the holiday weekend. Just across the Guanajuato state line, two men are cleaning out a mechanic’s shop, preparing to close it. After hearing my plight, the owner jacks up the wheel and tightens the bolt with a huge wrench, jovially refusing payment at first. I get him to accept a little beer money and continue north, through this prosperous part of the country, farmland and low hills, Mexico’s Midwest. Camp for the night is off a dirt farm road paralleling an irrigation canal. Mosquitoes buzz around at first, but are soon dispelled by the gathering cool. Nights are long and dull this time of year; my journey has become the aimless wandering of the incurable vagabond.

The sun rises over the old Spanish buildings in the center of San Miguel de Allende, the most hipster town in Mexico. Old men warm up in the sunshine on park benches as pigeons gather for their morning feeding. I walk a mile out of town, set out hiking up a steep and brushy slope above a stony arroyo. Halfway up is a road, overgrown with brush, leading to the summit. Vacant cul-de-sacs lie on every hand. At the top is a concrete shell of an unfinished mansion, covered in graffiti art and tags, the open upstairs providing a commanding view over the town and the hills beyond. The physical activity has been relaxing, no need for herbal stimulation. But the road leads down to a locked gate, a fence topped with razor wire. Serious but incomplete security. I find my way out the way I came in and return to the town center.

On this warm holiday weekend, hordes of uber-fashionable young people from Mexico City stroll through the streets and shops. The occasional gringo in shorts and T-shirt looks barbaric, uncivilized by comparison. This town feels safe for curb camping; the only issue a complete lack of public bathrooms. It is half a mile to the dark arroyo bridge. This is not what I envisioned.

The next day, the town of Dolores Hidalgo is nearly shut down for a parade celebrating the start of the Mexican Revolution in November 1910. Loudspeakers play martial music in the plaza as soldiers, police, schoolchildren, and dancers pass by in endless procession. The day has warmed up, and ice cream vendors ply the crowds of spectators. Yet surrounded by so much cheer and happiness, I only feel hollow and withdrawn. For lack of anything better to do, I drive west into the hills, camping next to a dirt ranch road overlooking a small mountain valley. Guanajuato-bound traffic buzzes by below on the way to the fabled city of silver, once the wealthiest in all of Mexico.

Early the next morning, I set out, topping the rise and descending through the quiet, winding streets into a subterranean world. This city is so cramped for space that 95% of traffic flows underground, parking in underground garages and climbing stairways into a world where pedestrians are king and cars creep through alleys barely wide enough to fit them. Many of the alleys are off-limits to cars, a delightful maze of steep pathways winding whimsically between buildings of every conceivable color. This is a great place to get lost repeatedly, climbing the steep canyon in which the city is built to descend again to the center. Above the brilliantly white edifice of the college is an especially steep neighborhood, cars parked in every available spot or driving dangerously fast down the steep and winding grades to disappear with an echoing roar into one of the tunnels which serve as expressways to the outside world. It is nigh impossible to leave the city without going underground, a passageway to a wholly different world from the bleak sprawl beyond this sheltered time capsule. Hostels abound here, and I find a cheap bed in a cavernously empty place complete with cold shower and living room. At night, resident mosquitoes cruise freely through the place to attack me in my bed. Just outside is a road so narrow that pedestrians have to step aside and wait for an automobile to pass between two buildings. This is not a place to be driving a large American vehicle; my truck stays safely belowground in a roadside parking spot. Guanajuato is a gem of a city, but I must be moving on.

Out of the encircling hills, the country is flat and industrialized, highways busy and well-maintained. Large cities pass by; Silao, León, their town centers mostly devoid of people, immaculately clean. I keep going, onward into the northeast corner of Jalisco, a land of blue agave fields, farms for miles and miles. Then Aguascalientes, where I lose my way and drive in mounting frustration until I stumble upon the highway north. Finally, Zacatecas approaches, the fields dry and brown with winter’s cold up here, a highland landscape totally deforested centuries ago.